November 27, 2008
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News: Why Do You Think They Call it ‘Bail Money'?
Who says crime doesn't pay? Well…right now, the criminals do. At least, that's what we're hearing from Washington today. Scores of criminals are at risk of losing their criminal jobs and it's gonna be all our fault. In a bold move, criminal executives from major credit card fraud organizations have descended on Washington to present ‘our' conundrum. They state that, unless they receive part of the bailout, our whole nation will suffer. They are being devastated by the sudden drop of vulnerable credit card accounts to tap into. To compensate for this, the criminal credit card industry needs emergency government aid before their industry collapses causing massive criminal job layoffs. Without this aid, they may not be able to finance their operations.
They claim to have the key to get the economy back on track, with their exotic ‘financial instruments' and their ‘know-how'. But, if their going to help us, they need support for immediate bridge financing. Their liquidity is in danger of falling below sustainable levels to maintain operations. Chief executive of a worldwide credit fraud operation, Nada Worthington is very concerned about it. Enigmatic chairman of a major world-wide credit card fraud operation, Zello Mancini, alias: "Z," concurs with this sentiment. They each descended on Washington in criminal corporate jets, bought on fraudulent credit. Their warning to our nation is that, if the criminal credit card industry doesn't get help soon, the reverberations could deepen "everyone's" credit woes and cause millions to become unemployed from both sides.
While "clutching tightly to their wallets", some democratic leaders in the Senate struggled for support to tap into the $700 billion bailout kitty to help these guys. They also considered the possibility of re-allocating funds from a loan program intended to allow the FBI to retool its computer network (after all, who's doing the better job?) In a "packed hearing of the Senate banking committee", the competition was fierce, with supporters of the Bush administration leaning in favor of supporting the highly successful ‘Enron' ventures instead. So now, Mr. Paulson is in the hot seat. Where will he ‘draw the line'? It is said that this criminal credit card industry is to large for us to allow it to fail. A high level un-named analyst stated that "One in 10 legitimate jobs in this country is tied financially in some way to this criminal activity", either from one side or the other.